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• Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurbe
• The most obvious response when you return a call is to get the wrong number, a busy signal or no answer to the phone.
• I call a wrong number. A guy on the other end says, "Well, what number did you dial?
  Well, did it ring at your house? Then I guess it's yours, Mr. Wizard!" -- Larry Reeb...
• You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. -- James Thurbe
• If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number.
• If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multipying by the page number.
• I don't understand", said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush to the sea and drown yourselves".
  How curious", said the lemming, "The one thing I don't understand is why you human beings don't....