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We'll meet down by the giant Exxon sign that brings the fair city light.
Well, Mr. Cody, according to our questionnaire, you would probably excel in sales, advertising, slaughtering a few thousand buffalo, or market research.
-- The Far Side, by Gary Larso...
Well Mr. Crusher, think you can get your gum out of Helm Control?
Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail, And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail
I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues, I've got the...
Well, now, hold onta yer horses, there, Frazier. I mean, as a psychiatrist, isn't it your job to, uh, `seek and uphold the truth'?
Oh, get real, Cliff. -- Chee...
Well now on a summer night, in a dusky room Come a little piece of the Lord's undying light Crying like he swallowed the fiery moon In his mother's arms.
... In a world so hard and dirty, so fouled and...
Well now some folks are born into the good life and other folks get it anyway anyhow.
Well now that we have seen each other," said the Unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.
Is that a bargain?" -- Lewis Carroll...
Well now, the shark could eat you ... or you could eat the shark.
Well, of course I'm worried. Well, of course you are.
It's not every day a man wakes up to find he's a screaming bender with no more right to live on God's clean earth than a weasel....

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