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• Backup !?!?!?! I thought *YOU* did the backup!
• Brackett: "Three weeks ago, one of our most *celebrated* ambassadors and advisors to Federation leaders for generations, disappeared.
  He left no word of his destination. Two days ago, intelligence reports placed him on Romulus, and I assure you it was an unauthorized visit....
• Who is the oldest inhabitant of this village? We haven't got one
  we had one, but he died three weeks ago....
• Backup not found: I might as well kill myself now...
• Kirk: "Well I for one am glad to have you at the helm for three weeks.
  I don't think these kids can steer." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• I live one day at a time, but I'm three weeks behind.
• The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
• I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago.
  I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no. -- Woody Alle...
• When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.
  -- Jackie Verno...