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Well I've been to one world fair, a picnic and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I even heard come over a set of earphones!
-- Major Kong, from Dr. Strangelove...
Well I've confirmed it - cats can't swim.
Well I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells.
And you--you ignorant yokel, you blithering hayseed, you-- you've had enough of me?...
Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin, but a grin without a cat!
Well, I wouldn't exactly call it 'working'... more like 'groveling for dollars.' -- Night Cou
Well, Jim, I'm not much of an actor either.
We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it. -- from the movie 'City Slickers'
Well, Katrina likes it.
We'll know for the first time, If we're evil or divine. We're the last in line! -- Dio

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