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Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test. -- Calvi
Well, it looks as if the top part fell on the bottom part.
Well, it looks better with the scope on calibrate.
Well, *I* trust our party thief, and if he says this door isn't trapped, that's good enough for me.
Well, it's better than being Professor of Floating Point! -- R. William Gospe
Well, it snot funny. Mucous is a very serious thing.
Well it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and go, go, go, and don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
Well you can do anything but stay off of my blue suede shoes. -- Elvi...
Well its true - a simple carpenters son who learns magic tricks like that and _doesn't_ go into show business?
- Rimmer commenting on 'King of Kings' - The Story of Jesus -- Red Dwarf 'Holosh...
Well....It's very runny, actually, sir.
Well, I used to look like this when I was young, and now I still do. -- Yogi Berra

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