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My curiosity is my creativity on the way to discovery. -- "Why" on Quartz
My current power amp produces no power or current.
My dad and I are siamese twins.
My daddy said, "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot-rod Lincoln.
My daddy was a waitress, my momma sold bathroom tile.
.. My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child....
My dad hit me only once - with the Buick.
My dad must have been a phone phreak.
My dad once gave me a few words of wisdom which I've always tried to live by.
He said, "Son, never throw a punch at a redwood." -- Tom Selleck (in Magnum, P.I.)...
My dad's a writer. His favorite expression is: "The pen is mightier than the sword," which I believed for a long time.
Until I moved into the city. And I got into a fight with this guy. He cut me up...
My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head.
-- Jeff Altma...

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