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My counsin is a statistician and he regularly draws wild postulations from which he deduces unwarrented assumptions which lead to his foregone conclusions.
It is his job to support all of this with...
My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case.
It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober." -- Gilbert K. Chesterton (1874-1936)...
My country, 't is of thee, Sweet land of liberty, Of thee I sing
Land where my fathers died, Land of the pilgrims' pride, From every mountain-side Let freedom ring....
My cousin Elroy spent seven years as an IBM taper staring at THINK signs on the walls before he finally got a good idea
He quit. -- Edward Abbey...
My cow aborted, now she is decalfinated.
My crazy friend composes music in bed. He calls it sheet music.
My crazy friend couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle.
My crazy friend has a large vocabulary...he got married.
My credit is so bad they won't even take my cash!
My cup runneth over. -- Old Testament -- Psalm xxiii, 5

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