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My ex-girlfriend was fat. How fat is she? She sweats gravy. -- Ben Creed
My experience with government is when things are non-controversial, beautifully co-ordinated and all the rest, it must be that not much is going on.
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917-1963)...
My ex-wife gives good headache.
My ex-wife's a cat lover. I sent her a kzin for her birthday.
My ex-wife's car is a broomstick
My ex wife's other car is a BROOM.
My eyeball fell out. Help me look for it. -- Calvi
My eye! My eye! Somebody, help me! OOOoooOOOOoooOOOooohhhhhhh!! -- C3P0 (Star Wars)
My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected. -- Anna M. Uhlich
My eyes feel like pinballs, my tongue feels like a fish.
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