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• My papa said son, don't let the man get you and do what he done to me. -- John Fogerty
• When I was a kid I said to my father one afternoon, Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?
  He answered, If the zoo wants you let them come and get you. -- Jerry Lewi...
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You must have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
• Hey, Jim, it's me, Susy Lillis from the laundromat.
  You said you were gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?...
• Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat.
  You said you were gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?...
• Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls .
  .. two I suppose. Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot....