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• I remember being upset once and telling my dad I wasn't following through right, and he replied, "Nancy, it doesn't make any difference to a ball what you do after you hit it.
  -- Nancy Lopez...
• My dad once gave me a few words of wisdom which I've always tried to live by.
  He said, "Son, never throw a punch at a redwood." -- Tom Selleck (in Magnum, P.I.)...
• Hi, my name is Annie Key. Please don't hit me!
• I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad.
  I'd say yeah? When? -- Bill Hick...
• Hit me, I'm a lawyer...
• Dad, what's that building? That's an ancient Norman watchtower.
  .. where they would watch for Norman! They haven't spotted him yet....
• Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight? Dad
  No, son, it wouldn't be right. Ralph: Well, you could try....
• Lisa: Bart, in two days, I'm going to be eight years old.
  It's a big number, almost double digits. Ba...
• Homer: My dad never believed in me. I'm not going to make the same mistake
  I'm going to be nicer to my son and meaner to my dad....