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My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car. -- Larry Hagma
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -- Steve...
My desire is ... that mine adversary had written a book. -- Job xxxi, 35
MY DNA and genetic structure is copyright 1957-1997 David J.
Binette ALL RIGHTS RESERVED unauthorised use, duplication, storage or retransmission is strictly prohibited....
My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me.
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life.
I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. -- Milton Berlele...
My doctor says my blood type is C double-positive.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.
Unless there are three other people. -- Orson Welle...
My dog ate my .sig
My dog is seven years old and is already retired!!

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