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My fate is not in God's Hands as long as there is a weapon in mine.
My father, a good man, told me "Never lose your ignorance
you cannot replace it." -- Erich Maria Remarque...
My father built a quicksand box in our back yard. I was an only child, eventually.
-- comedian Steven Wrigh...
My father died at Khitomer, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt -- RWR
My father gave me these hints on speechmaking: Be sincere .
.. be brief ... be seated. -- James Roosevel...
My father got my mother a telephone in the limousine.
Big deal, every time it rings he has to run down to the garage and answer it. -- London Lee...
My father had a blast visiting Babylon Three.
My father had silicone shots in his head to enlarge his brain.
It worked. Now he has to wear a bra to keep his eyes in. -- Jack Graima...
My father had the spirit and integrity of a scientist, but he was a salesman.
I remember asking him the question "How can a man of integrity be a salesman?...
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
-- Peter De Vrie...

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