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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money. -- Joe Weinstei...
My dog thinks he's human, but my cat thinks she's a Goddess.
My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks he's GOD.
My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
My dream is a code waiting to be broken.
My early and invincible love of reading, which I would not exchange for the treasures of India.
. . -- Edward Gibbo...
My EARS are GONE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
My echomail processor has a stomach of steel.
My economic philosophy is middle of the road. I spend money left and right.
My EGO is better than your EGO!
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