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My father told me when I was writing Russian Blood, three things to bear in mind
1. Is it true? 2. Is it kind? 3. Is it necessary? -- Alex Shoumatoff...
My _father_ used to laugh at...who were those people with the funny faces and the bells?
Ah...jesters, madam. No...lepers. -- Queenie and Melchett : Bell...
My father used to tell me, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, Abraham Lincoln had a job.
When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked twelve miles to get to school....
My father was a creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey
my family, it seems, begins where yours left off. -- Alexandre Dumas, pere...
My father was a God-fearing man, but he never missed a copy of the New York Times, either.
-- E. B. White...
My father was doing some strange chores for my mother.
They won't tell me what kind. -- How did your mom and dad meet?? -- Jeremy, AGE 8...
My father was having a lot of security problems in his lingerie store because women were stealing underwear in the dressing rooms.
He installed cameras in there. He's still getting ripped off but he...
My fave hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever's playing the Bruins.
My fave hockey teams are: The Habs and whoever's playing the Rangers.
My favorite animal? Steak!
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