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• NO, I'm not a Kennedy. My pants just fell down!
• My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• The teacher told the young student to put on a new pair of underwear pants each day, and the kid did.
  At the end of two weeks, he could no longer get his ordinary pants on!...
• Careful, men. He wets his pants. -- Smithers' instructions to security, "Stark Raving Dad
• When I was growing up my mother kept telling me we're just friends.
  I tell ya I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my Dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought....
• Marge: Here he is: Rex Harrison and Paul Anka rolled into one.
  Ooh, hmm. That tonic really works -- you and Grampa should bottle it and go into business together....
• An 18-year-old boy, if he's properly formed, is ruled by the cruise missile in his pants.
  The taut heartstrings and the fanciful talk -- they're all just formalities to getting laid...
• Bart enumerates all the features of his "Tactical Pants-Retaining System
  compass, matches, whistle, saw, panic button, squirrel snare, radon/lie detector, sphygmomanometer and cute turn signals....
• That's not my stomach, my stomach is this basketball shaped thing that holds my pants up.
  -- Doodle, American Eagle in Roger Ramje...