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My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo
My car isn't broken down, it's mechanically challenged!
My car says that I am poor.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
My cat ate my mouse, and now I'm stuck with arrow keys.
My cat can lick your cat!
My cat committed suicide. He shot himself in the head nine times.
My cat dislikes the term "pet." She prefers "friend and confidant.
My cat got my tounge and she won't give it back!
My cat had puppies, so I spayed the cricket.
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