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• It's not broken... it's just functionally challenged.
• Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck?
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• Garage mechanic to customer: There's nothing mechanically wrong with your car, sir- it's just an underachiever.
  -- David Brow...
• My modem isn't slow. It's "baudily" challenged.
• If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he ever lays down in front of.
  -- George Wallace...
• My tagline maker is broken!
• My other car is a police car.
• Clock makers do it mechanically.
• Robots do it mechanically.