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My computer's getting jealous... of the time I spend with my boyfriend.
My computer's getting jealous... of the time I spend with my wife.
My computer's getting jealous... of time I spend with my girlfriend.
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My computer tells me that in twenty-five years there will be no more computers. -- Edward Abbey
My computer uses 12AX7's. It's slow, but sounds great.
My Concerto for Cuisinart and Microwave.
My congratulations to the committee that planned this day.
My conscience hath a thousand several tongues, And every tongue brings in a several tale, And every tale condemns me for a villain.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Richard III -- Act v, Sc....
My couch potato routine is honed to perfection.
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