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My brother had a hamster. He took it to the vet--it's like bringing a disposable lighter in for repair.
-- Wayne Cotte...
My brother-in-law has found a way to make ends meet.
He goes around with his head stuck up his ass....
My brother is an only child. -- Bennett Cerf
My brother just got out of the Marines. They made a man out of him .
.. paid for the operation and everything. -- Stu Trivax...
My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child. -- "Weird" Al Yankovic
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big satellite photo of the entire earth on it.
On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wrigh...
My business in this state Made me a looker on here in Vienna.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Measure for Measure -- Act v, Sc. 1...
My cake is dough. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Taming of the Shrew -- Act v, Sc. 1
My calculator is my shepherd, I shall not want It maketh me accurate to ten significant figures, and it leadeth me in scientific notation to 99 digits.
It restoreth my square roots and guideth me...
My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the nigh
But, ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -- It gives a lovely light. -- Edna St. Vincent Millay...

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