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• Nuclear war?!? There goes my career!
• I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Abe: That's my son up there! Man: What, the balding fat-ass?
  Abe: Uh, no, the...Hindu guy. -- Abe thinks under pressure, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• I'm a clown. That's my sole mechanism of defense. Very few people will go out of their way to punish a clown.
• Bart: Hello, my name's Dmitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener.
  My question is, if a son defies his father and chooses a career that makes millions of children happy, shouldn't the father forgive the son?...
• A clown is a clown and will always be a clown. -- Babbaluche the cobble
• You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
  -- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• I'll get my revenge on all of society! I'll build a mighty criminal empire!
  -- Mobieus's career criminal...