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• In my next life I'm coming back as my cat!
• Kearney: Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.
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• Help! I've got a cat in my lap and I can't get up!
• I interfaced my cat and radio. I just got hiss.
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  And they run her off. She went to another church, and they run her off....
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