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• Hang five, guys. I'm getting something. He committed suicide, he committed suicide, he committed suicide, the fish committed suicide.
  There is some kind of link here, but I can't quite put my finger on it....
• The Soviet news agency TASS reported that one of the leaders of the failed Soviet coup committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
  He died after the third bullet entered his head....
• Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
  I should be. How many times have you committed suicide?...
• No one ever assassinated Clinton's character. IT COMMITTED SUICIDE!
• My last cat had nine lives. Slept through eight of them.
• You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
  -- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
• Man: Homer, this is Floyd. He's an idiot savant.
  Give him any two numbers, and he can multiply them in his head, just like that....
• Adolph Hitler committed suicide. Neo-Nazis: Follow your leader.
• Curiosity: The reason why most of us haven't committed suicide long ago.