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My baby's got something I can't resist.
My baby she don't know me when I think about those years.
My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft!
My baby understood that you do what you should lying in a pile of wood.
My back is computerized - it has a floppy disc.
My bad habit? Marrying ugly women and buying them houses.
My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormitory window.
We did not act in haste. First we checked to make sure the amplifier would fit through...
My banks they are furnish'd with bees, Whose murmur invites one to sleep.
-- William Shenstone (1714-1763) -- A Pastoral, Part ii...
My bathroom has a digital sink. When I want to stop the water running, I put my finger in the faucet.
-- Ron Smith...
My BBS is baroque now. Please call Bach later with your Handel.

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