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My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
My bosom's lord sits lightly in his throne. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act v, Sc.
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My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that I keep the Christmas spirit around here.
Because in each and every pay envelope you'll find ......
My Boss is a Jewish carpenter!
My boss is temperamental: 50% temper, 50% mental.
My boss made it the hard way. He was nice to his father.
My boss: "You're cruel." My reply: "I'm mean. Cruelty is meanness to those who don't deserve it.
My boyfriend has CRAFT disease - Can't Remember A F*cking Thing!
My boyfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought him an atlas.
My boyfriend wonders if I'll ever get off the computer.

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