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• Floppy Disk = Lower back trouble.
• Bet my floppy's bigger than yours.
• My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.
• A disc cannot be read as easily as a filing cabinet.
  Unless you have a computer - which has problems reading a filing cabinet....
• Why won't my floppy act like a hard disk sometimes?
• Beware of computerized fortune-tellers!
• It was not all that far back that a floppy disk was a phonograph record left too long in the sun.