My Baby She Don't Know Me When I Think About Those Years.
My baby she don't know me when I think about those years.
Getting the baby to sleep is the hardest when she is about 18 years old.
My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain.
When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. -- Steven Wrigh...
I used to think she was quite intelligent, in my stupidity.
The reason I did was because she knew quite a lot about the theater and plays and literature and all that stuff....
Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
I've had five years of happy marriage. Which isn't bad out of fifteen .
.. She looked at me one night, said, "Do you think I'll lose my looks when I get old?...
My mother traded with a Ferengi for me when I was a baby.
Five-Minute University teaches you in five minutes what the average college student remembers five years after he or she's out of school .
.. Say, if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you is "Como esta usted....
Rogers: "Did you have any other children?" Beverly
My husband died a number of years ago, Wes was our only child....