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My BlueWave has turned Golden.
My boat is on the shore, And my bark is on the sea
But before I go, Tom Moore, Here 's a double health to thee!...
My body is a temple, and my mouth is a concession stand.
My body, my choice--legalize drug
My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste.
My Body's here, but my Mind's on vacation.
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
My Bonnie looked into a gas tank The height of its contents to see She lighted a match to assist her Oh bring back my Bonnie to me.
My books always make the best-seller lists in Wolf Hole, Arizona, and Hanksville, Utah.
-- Edward Abbey...
My books are not taken seriously. But that's all right; they are given playfully. -- Edward Abbey
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