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• What do you give a dead baby for xmas? A dead puppy.
• You know I'm a sucker, baby. For what the cowgirls do.
• BEDEVERE: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
  FOURTH VILLAGER: ... Wood? BEDEVERE: So why do witches burn?...
• Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
  No leaving the house, not even for school....
• You can't say MY mind's dirty: YOURS understood the joke!
• Kent: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
  Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes....
• Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
  } Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
• Michelle: You should be chief. Fry: What do I need, ulcers?