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• For a nun buying clothes may be habit-forming.
• Kentucky law prohibits women from marrying the same man four times.
• In life there is but one bad thing and one good; both of them are women.
• For a man to pretend to understand women is bad manne
  for him really to understand them is bad morals. -- Henry Jame...
• Them fancy Japanese steak houses--they make you take off your shoes before you even go in.
  That's because the food is so bad they're afraid you're gonna kick 'em. -- Billy Holliday...
• When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence.
  When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. -- Warren Farrell...
• Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
• In this world, my friend, there are two kinds of people
  hose with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig....
• My favorite brand of beer? Whatever SHE'S buying!