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My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
-- Steven Wrigh...
My Aunt Ida at age eighty-three: "Yeah," she said, "I'll be dead pretty soon.
And frankly, I don't give a damn." -- Edward Abbey...
My Aunt MAUREEN was a military advisor to IKE & TINA TURNER!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
My aunt's had a terrible time. First off, she got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia.
After that she got rheumatism, and to top it off they gave her hypodermics and inoculations. I...
My aunt's lost it. Says she has what's-his-name's disease
My aura can beat up your aura.
My AUTOEXEC.BAT is a vampire.
My Baby is a Big Fat Tractor.
My baby is not spoiled, his diaper just need changing.
My baby loves me just the way that I am.

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