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My beaver won't go near the water.
My best advices: 1. "Be sure you're right, then go ahead.
(from Davy Crockett on my eighth birthday) 2. "Rome wasn't built in a day....
My best friend at home was a fellow named Sappo. He's my best friend in the world but he's ugly.
When he was born the doctor slapped his mother. She used to have morning sickness after he was born....
My best view from a Window was through OS/2.
My bike and my Sparc... Aaahhhhhhh.
My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off.. It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
My biology I know. You I worry about.
My biorhythms must be at an all-time low. -- Doctor (Tom Baker), THE PIRATE PLANET
My Biscuits are Burnin'! -- Yosemite Sam
My bit bucket runneth over...

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