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May your toes grow 5 foot hairs that cannot be cut.
May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels.
May you spend eternity pissing your bed.
May you take up a career in bomb disposal and earn the nickname 'Clumsy'.
May you travel the world over just one step ahead of the police.
May you wake up in the morning next to a dead orangutan.
May you walk a mile behind a camel.
May you want to as long as you live, and live as long as you want to -- Mike Quan esq.
Mazda Ad: It's better to be rotary than to be pist-on.
Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
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