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• May you die in bed at 105, shot by a jealous spouse.
• May your spouse always know when you need a hug.
• One woman can make you fly like an eagle. Another can give you the strength of a lion.
  But only one in a cycle of lives can fill you with gladness and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy....
• Even for a wizard there will often come times when someone close to you, perhaps even your spouse, criticizes your habits by comparing them to those of animals.
  This is distinctly unfair to the animals, who have far better habits than we in many areas....
• May you live forever with a beautiful wife, a rose garden, and music, and have the eyes, nose, and ears of a stone.
• Spouse, n.: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.