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• May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
• May you daughters' beauty be admired by everyone in the circus.
• You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
• No matter how many daughters you have, there are always more than enough sneaky-eyed boy friends to take care of the need.
• May you have nightmares each night and may you awaken each time to find yourself in another nightmare.
• What appears to be a dirty old man may just be a father with three teen-aged daughters in a one bathroom home.
• Perhaps you are just different. It's not a sin you know.
  Though you may have heard otherwise. -- Tam Elbrum, "Tin Man," stardate 43779.3....
• Had I a dozen sons, each in my love alike and none less dear than thine and my good Marcius, I had rather eleven die nobly for their country than one voluptuously surfeit out of action.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Coriolanus -- Act i, Sc. 3...