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• Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. -- F. M. Knowle
• Employee: I don't need your crummy job, Mr. Employer!
  I've won the lottery! Employer: Well, who needs employees?...
• You may be redneck... if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.
• Playing the lottery, especially when there is a large pot, does not of itself improve your chances of winning.
• I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz
• When it comes to winning new friends, nothing can beat winning the lottery.
• You have a frog in your pocket?
• I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket.
• May the bird of paradise peck a hole in your eardrum.