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• If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Upload: A group of tourists on their way to the observation deck of the Sears Tower.
• May you croak one day before your worst enemy.
• You can't fall off the floor.
• Bart: How come I've never seen that Itchy & Scratchy before?
  Comic Book Guy: Perhaps because you are prepubescent ignoramus....
• Before you is the entrance to the tower which rises from the center of the courtyard.
  In every visible direction the courtyard extends onward....
• You can't fall off the floor. -- Paul's Law
• Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.