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• We kill you and you kill us and Allah is the greatest.
  -- Ayatollah Khomeini (quoted Int. Herald Trib. Jul 1, 1981)...
• Ayatollah Khomeini will one day be viewed as some kind of a saint.
• Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.
  Homer: But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi....
• A thought for the day: In ``A Clarification of Questions,'' Iran's Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini wrote that ``if a fly gets into the throat of one who is fasting, it is not necessary to pull it out.
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• Here's on for you. What's an 8 letter word for 'Love?
  '" "Moisture" -- From the ABC series "Doctor Docto...
• May you get mouth to mouth resuscitation from a paramedic with trench mouth.
• You may already be a loser. -- Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield.
• You may be redneck... if all of your four-letter words are two syllables.
• Love is a four letter word.