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• You may be redneck... if you've ever heckled someone during a eulogy.
• May your friends always appreciate you.
• Forget your enemies. It's your friends you frustrate that cause all the problems.
  -- Michael J. Tucke...
• You may be redneck... if you legally name your child "Bubba".
• You may be redneck... if your first name is followed by "Bob".
• The greater your need to make a good catch, the greater the probability your partner will deliver his worst throw.
  (If you can't touch it, you can't trick it.) -- The Ninth Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
• Your friends need you.
• You may be redneck... if your best suit includes a Budweiser cap.
• You may be redneck... if your best suit includes an orange hunting vest.