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• Tell nothing to thy friend that thy enemy may not know. Danish Proverb
• microfloppies n. 3.5-inch floppies, as opposed to 5.
  25-inch vanilla or mini-floppies and the now-obsolete 8-inch variety....
• microfloppies: n. 3.5-inch floppies, as opposed to 5.
  25-inch {vanilla} or mini-floppies and the now-obsolete 8-inch variety....
• God I hate floppies.
• Happiness is twin floppies.
• Programmers love dual floppies!
• Turning floppies into hard drives.
• Win95 The number floppies it will ship on.