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• I hate you. Where's a tree? let's all go and hang Barney!
• Martin: More friends! More allies! More, I say. Hang those who talk of less.
  There's a few inches over here, ho! [one more kid squeezes in, causing the pool to burst] My precious pool and its lifestyle accoutrements....
• An apple never falls far from the tree
• May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back
  May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again may God hold you in the palm of his hand -- An old Irish saying....
• When you drink from the stream remember the spring. Chinese Proverb
• From the Tulanian, the Tulane alumna magazine: Politicians are like banana
  They're green when you pick 'em, ant then they hang around in bunches and get rotten....
• You must grow like a tree, not like a mushroom. -- Janet Erskine Stewa
• You may be redneck... if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
• You may be redneck... if your family tree doesn't fork.