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• My modem can beat up your modem!
• This is your modem on drugs!
• If it isn't good, may it be struck by lightning. Again!
• Here pigs will fly, lightning will strike twice, hell will freeeze over, and eventually, things will get really interesting.
  .....
• Your modem doesn't speak English.
• Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
• May the God of Thunder strike you in the kneecap!
• zap 1. n. Spiciness. 2. vt. To make food spicy.
  3. vt. To make someone `suffer' by making his food spicy....
• zap: 1. n. Spiciness. 2. vt. To make food spicy. 3.
  vt. To make someone `suffer' by making his food spicy....