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• New financial propositions may be offered at the turn of the year.
• NEW ELVIS UFO DIET CURES CANCER.
• You are making progress if each mistake is a new one.
• Truth, like surgery, may hurt. But it cures. -- Han Suyi
• Find happiness in your work, or you may never find it anywhere else.
• You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dea
  To-morrow 'll be the happiest time of all the glad New Year,-- Of all the glad New Year, mother, the maddest, merriest day...
• You may be redneck... if you refer to the 5th grade as "my senior year.
• We wish you a Merry Syphilis and a Clappy New Year.....