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• I survived Catholic school.
• ACADEME: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.
  Academy: A modern school where football is taught. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute -- where no Catholic prelate would tell the president (should he be Catholic) how to ac
  and no Protestant minister would tell his parishoners for whom to vote -- where no church or church school is granted any public funds or political preference -- and where no man is denied public office merely because his religion differs from the president who might appoint him or the people who might elect him....
• Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?
  [cops a smirk] Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy....
• University: A modern school where football is taught.
• ACADEMY: A modern school where football is taught.
  INSTITUTE: An archaic school where football is not taught....
• Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
  Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
• I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute -- where no Catholic prelate would tell the president (should he be Catholic) how to ac
  and no Protestant minister would tell his parishoners for whom to vote--where no church or church school is granted any public funds or political preference--and where no man is denied public office merely because his religion differs from the president who might appoint him or the people who might elect him....
• I am getting into abstract painting. Real abstract -- no brush, no canvas, I just think about it.
  I just went to an art museum where all of the art was done by children....