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I will not celebrate meaningless milestones [100th "special" episode].
I will not cheat on my wife. Because I love my house. -- Chas Elstne
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
I will not cut corners.
I will not defame New Orleans.
I will not deny myself feelings of pleasure when there are so many others who wish to do it for me.
-- Dan Goodma...
I will not do anything bad ever again.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.
I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
I will not drive the principal's car.
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