Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I will not be as those who spend the day in complaining of the head-ache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives the headache.
-- Goethe...
I will not belch the National Anthem.
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered.
My life is my own. -- Patrick McGoohan, "The Prisoner", BBC-TV...
I will not be rescued in such filth!
I will not bribe Principal Skinne
I will not bring sheep to class.
I will not burp in class.
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes'.
I will not carve gods.

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