I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence
that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
-- Dorothy Parker
that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
-- Dorothy Parker
Related:
- The first thing I do in the morning
is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Dorothy... - New York eclipses all other cities in the spontaneous cordiality and
generosity of its inhabitants -
at least, such inhabitants as I have encountered. ... - See the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn.
I wish I were a moron,
My God! Perhaps I am! -- Dorothy... - Jesus walked on water - Elvis surfed.
Jesus said, "love thy neighbor." -
Elvis said, "Don't be cruel." Jesus was a carpenter... - Two peanuts went to New York.
One was assaulted... - Spontaneous combustion! What a stroke of luck!
--
"Sam and Max", Freelance... - THEORY
Into love and out again,
Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and... - Into love and out again,
Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and bitterly...
From the same category:
- It is one thing to praise discipline,
and another to submit to it. --... - Go to bed. What you're staying up for isn't worth it.
Andy... - The yielding marble of her snowy breast.
-- Edmund Waller (1605-1687)
-
On a Lady passing through a Crowd of... - Lightning & elephants do as they damn
please... - This tagline is listed for no good
reason!...
