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• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- Dorothy Parke
• New York eclipses all other cities in the spontaneous cordiality and generosity of its inhabitants - at least, such inhabitants as I have encountered.
  -- H. P. Lovecraft, 9/29/1922...
• See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God!
  Perhaps I am! -- Dorothy Parke...
• Jesus walked on water - Elvis surfed. Jesus said, "love thy neighbor.
  Elvis said, "Don't be cruel." Jesus was a carpenter - Elvis's favorite high school class was wood shop....
• Two peanuts went to New York. One was assaulted.
• Spontaneous combustion! What a stroke of luck! -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police
• THEORY Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus I go.
  Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and bitterly I know All the songs were ever sung, All the words were ever said...
• Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus I go.
  Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and bitterly I know All the songs were ever sung, All the words were ever said...