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• I joined scientology at a garage sale!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Everybody is going somewhere!! It's probably a garage sale or a disaster Movie!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. -- Steven Wrigh
• When push comes to shove, you know you are in a garage sale, if there is no blue light whizzing around.
• I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
  She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today....
• win big vi. To experience serendipity. "I went shopping and won big
  here was a 2-for-1 sale." See big win....
• I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. -- Steven Wrigh
• You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
  You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded....
• If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...