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• I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.
  They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Steven Wrigh...
• A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar.
  You didn't borrow this." "I will." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.
  They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Stephen Wrigh...
• While the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to his assistant and whispered, "Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?
  "Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant....
• When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, "Do you have any toy train schedules?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.
• I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's.
  The clerk said, ten-four. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters. -- Steven Wrigh