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• In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above.
  ..so I never have to go upstairs. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wrigh
• For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter.
  ..no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....
• I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
  Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
• Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
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• I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was born by Caesarian section...but not so you'd notice.
  It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh