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• I'd only just put it there. But now, I will leave it there forever.
  ...Quite so, Baldrick. It can be your lucky willy. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• I was wondering if I might have the afternoon off? Well, of course not.
  Who do you think you are...Watt Tyler? You can have the afternoon off when you _die_, Baldrick, not before....
• Edmund is distastefully chewing his prescribed leeches) .
  ..Anything to follow, my lord? There's this lovely fat spider I found in the bath....
• From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
  Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
• I heard quite an amusing story myself the other day.
  .. ...Oh, good. (walks off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
  Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• Unfortunately I already have a servant. The word is.
  ..that your servant is the worst servant in London....
• You'll get over her. (Percy readies his aim and prepares to shoot the arrow) .
  ..I did. (Percy is distracted, and has to re-aim.) ....